Friday, May 09, 2003
Work is too busy today to talk about much.
In which case, I will only be doing the FRIDAY FILTHY FIVE! I’m loving this shit. It gives me a chance to put my brain to rest and let my innards do the talking.
Have you ever experienced female ejaculation, either as a participant or an observer?
Not personally. Well, maybe. One time I fingered this girl and all this wetness came out, but I don’t know if that counts. HOWEVER, Kelly and I rented this movie once called “The Art of the Extended Orgasm”. In it, one woman lies on her back while another woman (wearing surgical gloves) manipulates her clit to the point of ejaculation. But to Kelly and my shock, the woman’s ejaculation wasn’t just cream. It was spurt after spurt of cum and it flew across the room, no less than 5 feet away. WE WERE SHOCKED AND I STILL CAN’T GET THE IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD. So ladies, if you are not happy with the current load you are blowing, rent this flick and you can be shooting like a guy in no time!
Does male ejaculate turn you on? If you are a guy, does it/would it turn you on to cum on someone, and if you are a girl or a guy, does it turn you on to have a guy cum on you?
As a gay man, I should love to swim in cum. However, the taste, smell, and sight of it makes me want to vomit. After I ejaculate, I wipe off the cum or shower immediately. I really want nothing to do with it. Paul prefers to cum on me as it turns him on. I prefer to cum on no one as cum is from the inside of my body and I don’t do well with inside the body things. the end.
If you have tasted cum, please liken its flavor to something.
If the guy is deserving, I have been known to swallow. Yet, most guys are not deserving and that’s when I either spit it onto their stomach or run across the room and spit it into the garbage can. I cannot stand the taste of cum. I will wretch and puke immediately if I don’t pretend as though I am tasting something other than jism. If I had to liken this nastiness to something, I would liken it to bloody boogers on bread. With a side of throat coat.
Anal intercourse, yes or no? Have you tried it? Good? Bad?
At 25 years old, I have yet to have anal intercourse. Paul and I have been together for 3 years and 4 months and we have yet to dive into this aspect of our relationship. At this point, we both want it to be “special” and we are waiting for that “special” time. Most people tell me just to “DO IT(!)” already. But clearly I’m not ready. It will happen. Just not sure when yet. I think we are close to doing it. Last night I was jamming my erection into his ass crack while he laughed and tried to escape. (escape? ESCAPE?!!? escape.) Sometimes I just want to grind my dick into any surface. It just feels so good!
What is the most socially taboo thing you will admit to being turned on by?
There is very little that I am turned on by. But at the same time, that which turns me on, gets me going to the point of combustion! As we know I like huge muscles. I also get turned on by men’s cologne, sweat, gym equipment, suits, cop/fireman uniforms, and scruff. Anything that exudes masculinity gets my cock blood boiling! I like my men big and powerful, confident bordering on arrogant. None of this is really taboo, but it can be if you choose to have a conversation about it at the local synagogue or cathedral. If my granny was here right now, the last thing we would talk about would be anal penetration and cum loads. But that again, she does have a third nipple, so she might be open to discussing tits and cunts. Who knows…
My answers are really suck today. I am just way too busy at work to expound further.
Have a FUCKING GREAT weekend everyone!
Keep in mind…it’s the lusty month of May!
In which case, I will only be doing the FRIDAY FILTHY FIVE! I’m loving this shit. It gives me a chance to put my brain to rest and let my innards do the talking.
Have you ever experienced female ejaculation, either as a participant or an observer?
Not personally. Well, maybe. One time I fingered this girl and all this wetness came out, but I don’t know if that counts. HOWEVER, Kelly and I rented this movie once called “The Art of the Extended Orgasm”. In it, one woman lies on her back while another woman (wearing surgical gloves) manipulates her clit to the point of ejaculation. But to Kelly and my shock, the woman’s ejaculation wasn’t just cream. It was spurt after spurt of cum and it flew across the room, no less than 5 feet away. WE WERE SHOCKED AND I STILL CAN’T GET THE IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD. So ladies, if you are not happy with the current load you are blowing, rent this flick and you can be shooting like a guy in no time!
Does male ejaculate turn you on? If you are a guy, does it/would it turn you on to cum on someone, and if you are a girl or a guy, does it turn you on to have a guy cum on you?
As a gay man, I should love to swim in cum. However, the taste, smell, and sight of it makes me want to vomit. After I ejaculate, I wipe off the cum or shower immediately. I really want nothing to do with it. Paul prefers to cum on me as it turns him on. I prefer to cum on no one as cum is from the inside of my body and I don’t do well with inside the body things. the end.
If you have tasted cum, please liken its flavor to something.
If the guy is deserving, I have been known to swallow. Yet, most guys are not deserving and that’s when I either spit it onto their stomach or run across the room and spit it into the garbage can. I cannot stand the taste of cum. I will wretch and puke immediately if I don’t pretend as though I am tasting something other than jism. If I had to liken this nastiness to something, I would liken it to bloody boogers on bread. With a side of throat coat.
Anal intercourse, yes or no? Have you tried it? Good? Bad?
At 25 years old, I have yet to have anal intercourse. Paul and I have been together for 3 years and 4 months and we have yet to dive into this aspect of our relationship. At this point, we both want it to be “special” and we are waiting for that “special” time. Most people tell me just to “DO IT(!)” already. But clearly I’m not ready. It will happen. Just not sure when yet. I think we are close to doing it. Last night I was jamming my erection into his ass crack while he laughed and tried to escape. (escape? ESCAPE?!!? escape.) Sometimes I just want to grind my dick into any surface. It just feels so good!
What is the most socially taboo thing you will admit to being turned on by?
There is very little that I am turned on by. But at the same time, that which turns me on, gets me going to the point of combustion! As we know I like huge muscles. I also get turned on by men’s cologne, sweat, gym equipment, suits, cop/fireman uniforms, and scruff. Anything that exudes masculinity gets my cock blood boiling! I like my men big and powerful, confident bordering on arrogant. None of this is really taboo, but it can be if you choose to have a conversation about it at the local synagogue or cathedral. If my granny was here right now, the last thing we would talk about would be anal penetration and cum loads. But that again, she does have a third nipple, so she might be open to discussing tits and cunts. Who knows…
My answers are really suck today. I am just way too busy at work to expound further.
Have a FUCKING GREAT weekend everyone!
Keep in mind…it’s the lusty month of May!
